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April242014

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

(Source: not-burnie, via theadventuresof-foxxtrott)

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via circumcising)

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shitshilarious:

i got toes but I’m not a toaster
I got bones but I’m not a boner

shitshilarious:

i got toes but I’m not a toaster

I got bones but I’m not a boner

(Source: ampliadora, via lolsofunny)

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wannajoke:

Finals week

wannajoke:

Finals week

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egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

(Source: sailoruranus, via egberts)

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jaclcfrost:

18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word

(via sexy-nugget)

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